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1. a naked man taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!


2. Hongtao one day meet foreign guests and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!





3. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: \a! \I think the next reincarnation and white body, like an angel, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated!





5. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: \
6. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.





7. A professor teaching in the field: \One student quickly said: \Professor: \
8. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak: \
9. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], peer anxiously shouted: \I still fall down it ~~~~~\
10. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's > ant heard saying: \
11 . Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: \a. \
12. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
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13. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: \. crow smiled pig said: \
14. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: \Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: \; ;
15.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I at ah!
grass: I grass, you in the end Who?
the sun: I day ah, your right
grass grass: TMD,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
on grass: I am the grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: Grass I date his mother, the grass please your mother?
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16. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, I heard a learned man himself children: \! !
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17. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare fuck with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
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18. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked: \Write what? \br> \; ; ;
19. primary sentence
Title: sad
children: in front of my house a bar ditch sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: delicious
children: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Title: naive
children: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: First ...... again ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :.................
Title : Moreover
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover ..........
Teacher comments: I am to die!
20. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
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happy one day, trouble is one day, why do not we happy live each day it carefully!
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