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Posted: Sun 14:30, 05 Dec 2010 Post subject: ---- New Funny SMS make you laugh will help earn t |
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1, the soldiers asked the company commander: stepping on a mine during combat supposed to? Very angry that the company commander: *,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], can we supposed to? Worn away according to the compensation price.
2, for a long time the information I received your ink very distressed
I thought of death had been cut with potato chips hit with tofu overshoot pulse skip by parachute on the floor
been hanging with noodles may have died as ink
you please I have a meal Chengsi I forget
3, if you feel my heart dig dig cool cool, call me my phone! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, talk about work, press 2 to talk about life, please press 3, to I introduced the object, press 5, I eat, please say so, and find I borrow money, please hang up.
4, monkeys, giraffes married, filed for divorce after one year giraffe: I'll never have that day jumping up and down it! Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro!
5, Fish said: \ \
6, eat it? Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the center row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cable, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
7, you have grown up, some things you should know: the day, is used to wind and rain; land, is used to take long long *; and I, is used to prove that human beings are more great; you are used to stew vermicelli.
8, but no band in the railway next to the large paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants rub pants rub pants rub! No one on the river with a large paper,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!
9, but money can not buy a house buy a house, can buy the marriage but can not buy love, you can buy watches and clocks, but can not buy time,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], money is not everything, but is a source of pain , give me your money, let me bear the pain of a man now!
10, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Oh, how I can do this? I can not eat like you want to get chopsticks, bowls swallow!
11, give you 12 Lunar New Year, I wish you a smart as a mouse, strong as a bull, brave as the tiger, cute, such as rabbits, self-confidence as a dragon, like a snake charming, romantic , such as horses, tame as sheep, naughty, such as monkeys, as beautiful as chicken, loyal like a dog, looks like a pig!
12, knowledge of the United States,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
13, I only care about you care about is whether I care about care about you care about me, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational age , you see halo!
14, heard of it? Review of past life five hundred times, only in exchange for a life rub shoulders, as close friends like you and me, last generation do not seem to light his mother turning back!
15, made two careless *** create *** face value of 15 yuan, the two decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they get a 15 yuan 1 yuan to buy a good candied fruit, They cried , farmers find their two 7's.
16, your life portrayal:-year-old learn to take a bath?? pigs self-cleaning; two-year-old shiny?? boar Mao; three-year-old find a job?? pigs career; four -year-old hired servant?? Pigs have to commission; five-year-old learned to play basketball?? pig vote!
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