Forum pracy nad projektem wskrzeszenia The Forge

[Marbut]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Wolk]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Ritch]

We're judged by what we finish, not what we start.

[Eva]

To clone a felon, do I use the COPY CON command?

[Giuliana]

Become a programmer and never see the world!

[Leonardi]

This is an ex-parrot.

[Greer]

A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer.

[Goldshlag]

She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.

[Emanuel]

He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!

[Saunder]

I'm not insensitive, I'm male. See the difference?

[Daveen]

Blame San Andreas, it's all his fault.

[Ge Q Ou]

God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking space.

[Opalina]

Software independent: won't work with any software.

[Armbrecht]

Victory find a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.

[Roddie]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Harri]

URA redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.

[Lenette]

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

[Dupin]

Really drunk is when you cling to the floor so you don't fall off.

[Oribelle]

I'm not insensitive, I'm male. See the difference?

[Maddy]

D.A.M.N. - Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia

[Sandy]

I am DOS of Borg. Prepare...oops, out of memory!

[Eleni]

I've got it! I've got it! Now, for the cure...

[Lehman]

He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!

[Brigette]

A juggler is just a schizophrenic playing catch.

[Vial]

I wasn't there. I didn't do it. I want my lawyer!