Forum pracy nad projektem wskrzeszenia The Forge

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1. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 -

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2. Dormitory on the 6th floor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], climb and found the key did not take, aunt asked to take down, then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb and found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, \Mother girlfriend said I was too, and I am very well done, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably. -

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4. QQ, a man the courage to declare to the MM affectionate, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food - \br>
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5. the classroom teacher by name: \child said: \-

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6. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother! -

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7. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, \fell in the middle of the road .. I was thinking: No, humiliating, I installed halo. -

Results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...-

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8 . a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.) -

Old took a break and he posted on the computer. . . -

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9. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching Mike? Jackson, mtv, the father was surprised to find standing in the rear, the look of thoughtful expression. \> -

19. a female friend and a male ** shared house. One night she was very upset, that is considerate to give her a ** down a bowl of noodles. She suddenly felt very warm, he said: \\I immediately returned to the sentence \\\to Mongolia, and a second is preparing to quietly retreat after results were found, weighs. and saw that the boys shouting \you cover the wrong place ... ... \Look, says: \\months of good living, I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong! -

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26. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this is the killer ... ... -

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27. afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a -

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28. pm Rise, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ... -

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29. high school with theory nonsense -

\Fei, Ai Fei, do not leave I \Na can not be reconciled, I can not be reconciled Na \These were not people to laugh at the jokes -

our spoof of the whole class to discuss his one, so the first thing he said when the school,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], we all laughed in unison -

That day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died -

I immediately burst out laughing, others silent. -

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31. I a fart on the bus, -

see around us have waved, face pain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], -

I waved. -

twisted next to the President too far for me: you do not installed -

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32. My wife and I went to Wat Pho to play, and his wife walk the road, so I carry her. - \br>
saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. his wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless -

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33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, save for a few days once, finally bought a bag of basil seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, melon seeds was placed on desk drawer shell , -

to class when the afternoon looking at melon shell and greedy, so the seeds are including shell and into his mouth again, feeling tasty Well.. -

class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only a shell without meat, that is, the taste of food.. The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat to eat I licked twice the seeds shell 。。。。-

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36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a child ran across a few , ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight.... and then cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number. ...-

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37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time evening turn off the lights, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I have money to find three girls. We held together by his taste for, and asked him then, I saw that he was calm, to play mahjong ... - ;

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38. with a chat with her sister, said: The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, \You can grow vegetables ah? This is work time! \\br>
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41. think of one thing to the University -

University final exam, candidate number required to fill out on paper -

I TMD QQ number written on the -

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42. my junior high school class teacher particularly fierce, with five weekly classes will be lecture before going to school. Once, she love to the excitement Department, righteous said, \, the hard biting hand 。。。-

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46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sigh tone: \\br>
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: \. -

\finally flies fly no more. He Cou prodding fly past, said: \and parents to go swimming, when he first entered the door to see a tattoo of a community of young people live, shaving a \brother walked to and from the water, stop swaggering, tenrai thing happened... He was a good thick neck, a good thick floating on the water chain Daikin 。。。。。-

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48.2009 on July 22, I see a guy on a BBS,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said: \-

50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. brother thought to himself: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. girls get off the station. brother seeing down right now. girl walking in front, looking back from time to time. brother up the courage to run forward, not without humor approached and said: \Rice is my face have children it? \You know that do not rub.