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Posted: Mon 23:50, 13 Dec 2010 Post subject: Happy moment - Workplace fable, may you smile! ^ _ |
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1, the resignation of A on B said: \leave, is not the best time. \B said: \the company will be subject to significant losses, very passive. \So work hard, then something like half a year of hard work,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], he has many loyal customers. Meet again when the B Q A: Now is the time, and to jump to act Oh! A lightly smiles: CEOs had a long talk with me, ready to promote me to assistant general manager, I do not intend to leave out. In fact, this is what B's mind. A person's work, always just for their resumes. Only to pay more than be, let the boss really is greater than your ability to see the location and give you more opportunities to create more profit for him.
2, choose three people to jail for three years, three of them one the warden had given a request. Americans love cigars, to the three boxes of cigars. French the most romantic, to be accompanied by a beautiful woman. The Jews said, he wants to communicate with the outside of a telephone. After three years, the first coming out of the American, his nose stuffed with cigars, shouted: \Then out of the French. I saw his hand holding a child, a beautiful woman hand holding a child, also with the third stomach. Finally out of the Jews, he firmly hold the hand of the warden, said: \Laoshilaisi! \Today's life is our choice by the decision three years ago, and today we will determine our choice after three years of life. We have to choose access to the latest information on the latest trends, in order to better create their own future.
3, the two tigers in the forest, encountered a large tiger. A hurried off from behind a pair of lighter shoes replaced. B sudden death, and scolded: \crisis. In particular the imminent entry, telecommunications, banking, insurance, and even those we think are very stable civil service and secure business, will face a lot of variables. When the tiger comes more, we have not prepared their own running shoes?
4,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], there was an exam the third time Beijing exam scholar, living in a regular live store. Two days before the exam he did three dreams, the first dream is the dream of their own kinds of cabbage in the wall, the second dream is a rainy day, he was also wearing a bamboo hat umbrella, and the third dream is the dream with the beloved cousin lying naked together, but Beikaozhaobei. These three dreams seem profound meaning, the scholar went to a fortune the next day to explain it quickly. Fortune-telling one, shooting the thigh, said: \out,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but back to back, not the game is it? \Shop owner is very odd,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and asked: \, you're going to stay. you think the wall is not high vegetable species? wearing umbrella hats do not show that you prepared all this time? with your cousin back by lying in bed naked, not that you the time necessary to stand up to it? \Positive people, like the sun, where it shines bright, negative people, like the moon, not the same as the first and fifteenth. Thoughts determine our lives, what kind of idea what kind of future there.
5, camels in the zoo's small camel asked his mother: \direction. \by ten days of potable water without conditions. \easy to travel long distances ah. \use. A good attitude + a successful teaching + an infinite stage = success. Person's potential is unlimited, the key is to find a stage full potential.
6, sub-seven people have porridge live with daily in a vat of porridge. Worse, porridge every day is not enough. At first, they drew lots to determine who points porridge a day, round one. Ever since a week off, they have only one day is full, that is, the day that their sub-porridge. Then they began to elect a person of high moral character points out porridge. Power tends to corrupt, we began to think hard to please him, bribe him, and made the small group of black smoke barrier gas. Then we began to porridge composed of three sub-committees and four of the selection committee, but they often attack each other, passing down, his mouth full of porridge to eat cold. Finally came up with a way: rotate the porridge, but the sub-porridge and other people who choose to take the rest after the last bowl. In order not to eat the least, each share of the average as much as possible, even if uneven, they can only recognize the. Everyone happy, and agreeable, the days become better. Also seven different distribution system, there will be a different culture. So if there is not a unit of work habits, must be mechanisms, must be open not completely fair, there is no strict Jiangqinfalan. How to develop such a system, every leader needs to consider.
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