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Posted: Mon 8:46, 10 Jan 2011 Post subject: GHD hair straighteners Guo Degang .. classic state |
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36: rogue the martial arts, unstoppable! Scientists will be martial arts, even the hooligans will stop!
37: happen in a pro-life!
38: how to describe him with you what this looks? Kao Baishu seen it, just baked good, too hot in his hand, and accidentally did not hold, off the shore, and over there, came a child, wearing nail shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face just like that it would like this sweet potato. (Holding main: He looks to become a story)
39: you're three cliche - but I like it.
40: \
41: That day I told prejudice in the train station, tickets are not sold, and prejudice to a policeman and says: \na! \~ popping! \ass to the streets, also Li Ching has also wearing a glasses - and then wear a mask if the three-count.
45: down the two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, a slap in the wide-care center hair.
46: Yu Qian's father - King Father.
47: Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels can go on tiptoe under Xiali go look shabby ah te, her photos posted on the door of evil, posted on the bed contraception.
48: Have you seen what the triad pattern was also Crayon it?
49: I do not know you? Touched alcohol to drunk, see the world is lost, the case of financial spur of the moment, forget the word pen. One advantage of you, a big bitch saw eye to become the digital.
50: \\
51: crosstalk are compiled, this is true.
52: We all drove back to Beijing, and the teacher as he was higher than ours, we drove him, look down on us from a pedal bike back.
53: Guo Degang: read your father's name. Chin-Feng Deng assistant minister in the great-grandfather (taboo) into the pot.
Yu Qian: My father called the fish into the pot ah, what name?
Guo Degang: What do not bother it, in Him ... at least, to write.
54: After you finish playing monk.
55: Guo Degang: Lay Lodge invited to curse your father essays.
Yu Qian: Yes.
Guo Degang: Most people invited to come? Lodge came, Gongdelin's have come, have come from the Shihlin, McDonald's has come, Quanjude came.
56: Guo Degang: look at your father so, my heart is not the taste. I played a little with the old man, grew up in front, and looked at me growing up. Now he was sick like this, I was able to taste What is.
Yu Qian: is.
Guo Degang: Oh ... ... (pointing) Father, you have today.
57: Guo Degang: Once the case has a dismembered body was dismembered, dismemberment, sight. Detective Q Yu Qian: \; Yu Qian: ah, suicide?
Guo Degang: Detective too fond of Yu Qian, pointing to the body, said: \.
59: You have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big tall, big face plates, heavy eyebrows, dark inceptions of eyes. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei.
60: took out a gold pen, the shining scintillating, cold dense stunning appalled.
61: This plane is also a diesel.
62: \\
64: White House come to the door and stood twenty, men are woman, get a shopping bag are ready - press it! I have to watch out words, do not be what they caught the handle, throw the Chinese people in the face. Down the left, group of people all over the: \Why do you have to eat the White House Defractionment of Cultural Affairs. Inside the White House for a rockery, a banner the following: family planning, everyone's responsibility.
65: One day the master down to the disco. Accidentally touched his young daughter, confidante, from the moment I saw her, the master knew his career over rivers and lakes. Destined to leave the white snow to come and go like the breeze these days, the elderly in the age of eighty-year-old wearing a wig resolutely went to return to secular life.
66: Tieling to the United States several terminations short of it!
67: table was four dishes, open the first look, ha! Nice! Laocu peanuts! Open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! The third open, peanuts, not vinegar! The fourth saw a vinegar!
68: difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
69: girl once, Long Lelong four stalk their hair.
71: Walked, hey, a question mark before the limits of a child, Liu Bei, a jump, \Hey, out of a mushroom, mushroom eating, long height of Liu Bei. Also move forward, another one, a question mark children, contact, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, \toot toot toot \Ah! What is your name? Do not say ah! You say it is squalling! My appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate the four could not eat, I say: can not eat, but also home to eat it later.
73: My goodness, too stimulating, my heart would turn out.
74: TV wearing a spectacle out of a square, said: \
Yu Qian: distressed ah!
Guo Degang: leg pain ah ~ ~ ~
76: wear a mask to wear a slipper is three points.
77: the birthal will, speak,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I thought I was blind it.
78: Guo Degang: \\\know, do some bad things do not always let the spirits know that we are too embarrassed to ghosts.
81: I like the flute, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the flute, and I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried a piece of the erhu, and recently I liked the bells ..... my wife said: countries roughly managed to dig out, not buried.
82: Guo Degang: I want to Warriors steal two years, the paste Yu Qian and his dad put it on the mud, then washed terracotta warriors and horses on the Eight Honors and Eight Shames written to get round to sell Pan.
; Yu Qian: This is the real thing when you are fake have the ability to sell enough of.
83: bread roll to the rice cake to eat, eat Chaogan Interstateal biggest names in the morning, lunch Luzhu fire in the evening stew yeast Sub
Yu Qian: This international big names enough gas smell of urine.
84: clothes off and a slap wide hair care center, chest also pattern with two octopus.
85: Guo Degang: mummies and several ?..... hey, Yu Qian, you idle it, and I wrap you in that white cloth lying on how to
Yu Qian: accomplished. you forget, me and my dad go again in the Terra Cotta Warriors that stand
郭德纲 :...... how you like this comic TV series like?
86: King: This is the fan tribute monster to help you?
87: Guo: \\m II. \not, ah, this high in Japan even if the \gods, down to him children, he wondered: \This is, ah! \The child ah, right god to a lot of respect, you know? Otherwise I smoke you know? \What do you want me to steal your money to my father. \This time there is something else, there is something else. \What do \> 91: This week, the rain under a 2 a 3 days 4 days
92: My friend said he printed counterfeit money to help me, I gave him 50 ~ ~ He gave me a quick money counterfeit money, I suspect He lied to me
93: Guo: do you have any chicken?
Waiter: Shh!!!! I am!
Guo: You?
service: Yes.
Guo: Come, eat I want them. Later, ah, she gave me a small room to the back. here, the table did not, ah, ah to a single bed. She plugged in the door, and turned off the light. The next morning it, the sun came out.
in: You first say how it lights off after the?
Guo: That lights off the next morning after ah ... ah, the sun came out, the sun is really big ah!
in: You talk about how it lights off after the.
Guo: lights off after the ah, the police came, fined 2,000 dollars.
94: chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh That uncle gave you a smile.
95: Guo Degang: turn out, standing on the bathroom door, I feel calm and a lot from playing opposite a man out of the toilet.
96: old father lying in bed, ah you are a dutiful son, a father to see the old step, rub your bed for Ben, and saw the old man right now, where trace gas, what to say, but could not, to my pen and paper to take years, slightly unsteadily in the paper to write a few words, \Britain's gone to fart. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: nude is nude of the children with more than 20 guys who played in the river floating corpse, froze me. The next day they told me that there was a kissing scene missing I does not work, Nazan to go to another Pidianpidian, and come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippo, hippo's mouth, my head is a lot better package into it. and later find I said show me a beautiful bed fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bed is a bed scene, I have a passion in bed Dan Mianhua. fast weighs me.
98: \?...... Come back quickly, we are waiting for you! \\This blood is cold ... frozen on the grandson!
110: After my counseling, how many people the verge of suicide, have tried to kill, it's all I saved moving.
111: buy *** call, Kill, first hit a squalling, and in playing an forgiveness. Buying looking to buy a genuine, buy a pirated, fast forward to see one, fast forward to see one. Buy a washing machine washing machine cylinder, a cylinder mounted meters, a cylinder mounting surface.
112: Xuanwu District of the day is sunny days, Tongzhou District, people really like them! Watching the Fengtai speak out loudly: I love you, Haidian! Yu Qian: OK! Suburban king!
113: How are you? - How are you?
How old are you? - How old are you?
114: old man, please point your civilization Ah!
115: - I have good news and bad news, you first listen to what?
- What is the bad news?
- we lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating the
- that good news?
- plenty of cow dung!
- WHACK! ! !
116: If I were a star in the sky, you're the sun; if I insulin, you're high blood sugar; I Xi Yang Yang, are you Wolf; I was \; I Guangyuan orange, you are Sanlu milk powder; I Edison Chen ... ... ... ...
117: Yu Qian is also home these days there is some thing. (Bow) to their home ah ~ ~ Father, away! Hey, Why not to a few days ago, December 30, 2006, hanged in the United States ~ ~ ~
Yu Qian: \It was Saddam Hussein, it is not my father \
119: Guo Degang: You pressure (Ah) force big?
Yu Qian: You curse is how was it?
Guo Degang: This is in Shanghai, how will people understand this, then it?
120: Guo Degang: I envy you!
Yu Qian: envy what ah?
Guo Degang: so young to know me now? !
121: Guo Degang: to pressure ... ...-year-old money!
Yu Qian: Oh, and me I was \
122: I entered the room, drink! Look at this old lady Hefatongyan, spirit! It is sitting cross-legged on the kang, holding that the \His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day, instruct children,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said: boy, the family home to see people say nothing else just like him to say \The child learned. A home to see his mother, and the front is the sentence: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out fifty dollars to a child, telling him: Do not tell your father that baby ah, ah, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. \his dad said: I know the truth,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! his father to put a child said nothing out of the hands of two hundred and told children: Never talk to your mother ah! this child thinking that this would make his fortune ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. to see everyone that I know the truth. Results one day see them at home in front of the post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying, said: good son, father hug! \
124: Who did not know Yu Qian, who has not eaten pork
125: Guo Degang: bungee jumping, this line it
Li Jing : This is not, I'm afraid of water!
Guo Degang: afraid of the water does not matter what, you wear underneath a cement surface.
Li Jing: I jumped on the concrete floor ah.
Guo Degang: Well, afraid of kids wear we put up the glass Chazi step to ensure your security, we sub-200m straw rope tied to a 500 meters.
126: Talking Tonight was Maili Qi, I sweat it all out, you see people do not sweat, people that \
129: 卡拉是条狗, I wrote, I intend to write a Yu Qian was a pig.
131: big names go out and buy tickets people have asked: \the \
Yu Qian: \\ah did introduce you to shoot three films are my Yu Qian described
134: Please eat it the director, the director said it simply eat food
Lanzhou Yu Qian: \is the time to drink coffee with people drinking beer on the
136: I said the sage is illiterate, and I said that Zhu was a large jump of God, I said zhao Li Bai with two people gay!
Yu Qian: \Guo Degang: \- formalin, this bottle is your
140: Guo your weight ah we only sell their bodies entertainer
141: to have friends from afar is not enough you have to se the
142: three meters springboard, Guo Jingjing and Wu Minxia who raised her holding main
143: zero half back somersault three weeks a month.
145: married people are familiar with the broad masses of a loved leisure activities.
146: climbing the tower match, set or two third prize, fifty thousand first prize, second prize of seventy .....
147: My old and expensive watches, original 35 million, so after off 420 ....
148: \
149: I am the air, ah, severely scolded him saying: I give you to get out. (Anxious mouth not agile)
150: You pay less than fifteen hundred a month, you even think about keeping young actress.
151. flashed before my eyes the image of many heroes, there is that Simon Daguan Ren, Chen also love photography (Edison Chen)
1: louder, do not charge your strength!
2: later halt at all not to walk, eat to go - to go to who pays.
3: crosstalk good! Criticized the ugly, Huo Xiang Zheng Qi.
4: the old man left behind a total of more than a thousand traditional dialogue segment, through our constant efforts to cast it all these years, and now, more than four segments of the left. Not to say there are three hundred shares, as well as 100 and architecture a harmonious society in conflict.
5: listen more to the comic that you patriotic. Our neighborhood had a child, will be seven or eight foreign countries, nothing in English, Japanese, Korean, language of Yugoslavia, the North Slavic, West Bluff language ... ... Anyway, sitting together with the Boxer Rebellion against the squalling like he is not heavy! Tell him you go listen to crosstalk. \Seven foreign countries would be comic if he did not understand!
6: the house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-vitality: the rain outside the house to modesize rain, heavy rain outside the house, rain, rain at times too great, the whole family on the backyard rain go.
7: You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.
8: everyone is willing to listen, ah, is willing to listen to, ah, ah, or is willing to listen, I will not be forced.
9: This man robbed a bank force for children on the North Third Ring Road. Half past five p.m.! When the police to block the road to positive Cishi.
10: You look great when I was shameless charm.
11: ah? You do not know me? I am the artist ah! I have the artist more than a week.
12: Guo Degang: Royal Brother, I hope that world peace and the common people who live and work, peace and prosperity, not war, okay, ah?
God view, this arduous child, we tell the truth, ah, I'm not that big capacity, really, really, brothers and I did not split your face, ah, I do not tell you anything else, you deviate the same length up ? We'll take about anything else.
I taped him with a piece of Yu Qian's photos, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, his name is Yu Qian, a long, quite cold mixed, and did not make the object, you give him more beautiful something right.
God: (thought) or talk about world peace that thing it (the photo tear)
Guo Degang: hey, how do you tear the photo ah? Go you do not assent do not agree, why tear, I still have evil too!
13: home, money, open a door Cadillac 13. A voice that is a good machine, imported from Germany, \Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your traffic police shouting: \
15: If a dollar six hand grenades, let me throw you a hundred dollars, the law if the matter, I had killed you!
16: This young man looks, keeps off the face with an ruleor like ... ...
17: okay! This is the same plane with the big hair, but also with a shake of glass! ...... Grow in hair, not to report ...... Tianjin Charade Daihatsu did not, and have to fly to shift the United States to the United States ...... go back half a year added more than 40,000 oil.
18: Guo: how do ah? I'm too rich. Do not know how to spconclusion. Hey? ! Yu Qian, or I pack you! In: bag me? !
Guo: ah ... not money ... we have to choose one then looks Son!
19: longevity and old: the Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ a little something.
Jade Emperor: how the birthday?
; birthday old: Do you have a hammer and nails? by me to make. my deer fence to bite the bad.
Jade: birthday, let me how say you, that does not matter if you ride a deer, you have to feed Yeah! ~
20: Guo Degang: the one to pick up a good job, build a 70-meter chimney!
Yu Qian: really good!
Guo Degang: dawn to dusk to accomplish the job, and to an acceptance of people, life and death do not give us wages!
Yu Qian: Quality not?
Guo Degang: the drawing upside down, and people to dig wells!
21: Guo: hey ~ ~ ~! There was a opportunity to make money placed in front of me, but I do not revere. The opportunity is gone, I am repentant, the world's most painful than this. If God can give me a opening, I hope that with the village head said: I am willing to go. If not let me add that in front of a wage limit, I hope it is: 400.
22: cold weather, and send you a coat, a post office that is too heavy, I'll put down the fastener hinge pocket.
23: Man Shun, take what?
I do not tell you I took a boiled egg.
for me.
do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few.
I guess you give me one.
... ... you have to guess I gave you these two
... ... ... ... like a long time, five, right?
24: is a denture
quickly throw it.
do not throw ah the more unfortunate.
how it?
bolt on the small sticks and when the itch scratch children.
25: \Huangcun, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it was more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast large seat on the faster children, children with large blocks. Ensure you have a great seat!
27: so and so was born, his father became ill and was returning home, his mother the most is not easy. Here children are her husband, children here are children, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, child feeding the other side of medicine, feeding feeding, feed the drug. Hey medicine, fed breast-feeding. His father especially strong, the child eating you out.
28: Kuteng faint crow trees, small bridges people. Road westerly Shouma sunset, heartbroken people in the hospital ... ... ... ... intestines are broken do not go to the hospital! ... Poetry ... I am the first master of tampering.
29: constitution-abiding Zhao Zhao sad, strong beam singing every night, selfish riding mules, and just a fair go hungry. Blind repair bridges and roads, set fire to kill more children, I went to the Western Paradise asked the Buddha, Buddha said: I Mozhe!
30: \finish at all not to walk a while, to eat. Who is going to who will buy it. listen to crosstalk twenty, sixteen thousand booing. then laugh plus the money. \assistant director, who led the applause changements. A power, 'today', Wow - (applause), 'two of us,' Wow - applause everywhere, 'everyone', Wow - a round of applause, 'said a phase 'Wow -,' sound ', Wow -, (holding main speaker: a word child a drum ah!)' say well,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 'Wow -. say well would applaud. You see how good today, no one clapping. \
32: Yu Qian: Seya left a tooth for a
Guo Degang: He ate lotus root, sets Yaner in it!
33: \something wrong, speed a bit slow. start Yeah, I thought it was dirty carburetor, a check ah know, is the pedal out ... ... \night to see who are like pancakes, all right bread to the rice paper pancakes to eat, balls.Too Cishi, carry the time. sometimes come back, Di Liu pancakes with fruit ready to drink market ... ... \a? Physical security through my wear, I put on my beat him. Like you enough to shoot five minutes, so after taking it every were asked first collapse.
101: go its own way, to say who said who go
102: \emergency, you can not wait, this time it was home to eat hot pot, look at your dad this hot pot, duck pot, dish the meat of over forty dishes to, I go, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian You know, Yu Qian? Who, Yu Qian, ah, your son, he is dead, what?! Yu Qian ~ ~ my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you put the shrimp, hand me my \Yeah, I hate
105: door child did not ah ~
106: This is the worst boss! 13-year-old killed his father, 15-year-old mother into the river to the age of 17 are full of self-destruction! She looked less than 5 minutes, tears down the children - \
108: I participate, your dedication, I am happy!
109: Heaven and Earth silent, broad-minded, someone to do all my things, for the benefit of the people, grief for the community, these were designed to help you mentally and powerless groups (vulnerable groups) to take your business When I do, to see who are like my children.
152: Hello, My name is Guo Degang, guess what I'm
153: Confucius said: cabbage are good for pigs to the arch of the
154: Go find a performing artist for us to show
155: Go all familiar with, horses go on, take the field like to go, commander, eh, eh, Hu friends .....
156: My father anxious, roll up their sleeves: his aging mother, and you fight the
157: We always want to do some good ghost know, do some bad things always trying to ghosts do not know, we are too embarrassed to ghost
158: wife of prostate discomfort
159: As long as I am is a triad You give money to give you activity, smashing the glass people, throwing feces. However, one may add money to throw excrement, and you turned around and tried to grab and grip do not feel like shit (Yu Qian: You can be really dirty underworld)
160: I went into: after the monthly protection fees. \(Yu Qian: People let you out quite a good enough)
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