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Five of Japan's most hated small jokes (1)
Four surgeons were sitting together, talking about what they like for the person operation.
the first doctor, said: \
second doctor said: \
third doctor said: \
fourth doctor said: \The fourth doctor said because they did not heartless, no spine, and hips and head can be exchanged.
Japan's most hated
five small jokes (2)
one call to the Japanese businessman, said: \
next day, the man called again, want to talk about Taro. The operator a bit annoyed, said: \
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a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Japanese asked: How did you do with leftover shrimp shell? \NO! NO0 Japanese shook his head and said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], \
a while, the waiter and a plate of fruit on the side, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons asked: \\\
check out, the Japanese side of the chewing gum, laughing waiter asked: \\\
impatient waiter asked: \
waiter shook his head and said: \
Japan's most hated
five small jokes (4)
leading to the Chicago airport with a taxi on the roads,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the car ride with a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: \
After a child, then a taxi over the past. \
and a taxi over the past. \
taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. \
taxi driver stopped the car and snappily children pointed to the meter, said: \Japan! Very soon it! 0
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Japan's most hated
five small jokes (5)
a plane above the Americans take one a German and a Chinese, a Japanese plane flew half of a sudden out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight,
So the Americans to play their personal heroism come to the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and all! ! And then jump off!
At this time the aircraft continued to fly .....
captain was announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! So the Germans to stand up, walk the aircraft hatch,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], shouted out: Long live the German Reich! Followed suit and jumped down!
At this time the aircraft continued to fly .....
captain and announced that: No, or heavy, and must then jump one! Chinese, Japanese saw one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch,
Japanese quickly came to hang the hand of the Chinese people: a good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese! !