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Posted: Sat 10:33, 18 Dec 2010 Post subject: Feng Gong humor |
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48, my dad said to me the most moving words: \\
49, Comrades: Do not stock, the risk is too great, or the safest tofu! Hard to do is dried bean curd,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], soybean curd to do is dilute, so thin is the bean curd skin, so no more is the milk, put out a stinky smell! Guaranteed profits, no loss it! -
10, not what you do not laugh, smile powder to fall! -
11, were not smart, but also learn from others bald. -
29, you see me hit the words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard! -
23, your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away. -
44, the horse may not be the prince, it may be monk; with angel wings are not necessarily,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and sometimes a bird person. -
30, 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you. -
24, Zhuge Liang before coming out, did not bring a soldier! Why the hell I'm going to experience? -
27, Shi Tai, you are my heart's magic, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ... -
36, Story of the Stone tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited. -
39, heard a woman such as clothing, brothers, brotherhood, in retrospect, I actually busy divvying up to twenty years streaker! -
17, little things do not look for me, and something not to find me! -
3, fell, got up and cry ~~~-
21, the words of a man just like the old lady's teeth, how much is true? ! -
9, point the smoke, smoked is lonely ... ... -
13, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bombs! -
2, do not talk to me about ideal, quit! -
41, the iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where all food to eat. -
31, if you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you! -
28, junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear the dress to my class to fine her upside down. -
43, if in a million, I would buy a house rented out to another 30 every day to collect a rent. Kaka ~ ~ full wow! -
45, \The upper half of it from \-
1, get rid of the panda, I'm David! -
26,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside. -
5, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah? -
40, a bad mood today, I have only four sentences say, including this and the previous two sentences, I finished saying! -
A: I like you away from me! -
16, my people never hold a grudge,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], grudges against the spot I usually overstated. -
42, even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own. -
46, a few decades, we have to meet, to the crematorium, all the burning ash, you pile a bunch I do not know anyone who do all the fertilizer to the rural areas. -
33, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after. -
15, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK? -
35, love to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first! -
7, I can resist everything but temptation ... ... -
6, I am sorry, you cheap laugh. -
25, cherish the life God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements. -
14, alive, happy point, because we die a long time. -
37, you never see my lonely, because when you do not see that I am most lonely! -
38, such as feelings of aftershocks, like the other girls love lover, feared and he does not come, afraid that he recklessly. -
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18, possession of even believe the middle is also a lie! -
22, Q: Do you like my point? -
12, tied my heart could not say that I do not bother! -
8, I only have a car, or own the ... ... -
34, for a minute how long? It depends on what you are squatting on the toilet inside or outside in the toilet, etc. ... ... -
47,2008 too normal, all is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come forward and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal! -
4, low-key! B is the most cattle to show off! ! -
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19, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look? -
20, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? -
32, I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world. -
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