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Posted: Mon 9:50, 15 Nov 2010 Post subject: excellent Tiger Droppings Feb 26 A Different Look |
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"Freeze! Police! Don't move, Laird!"
As Miller have alludeed here in the past, in the real world Miller run a sports bar in southeast Michigan. The following is an actual conversation that took place the other day between myself and some guy sitting at the bar that saw me walk out in my Tigers hat. This guy appeared to be in his 40s and had the glorious mustache of a date rapist.
Paul Bako, catcher Tony Clark, first base Gary Sheffield, left field Jarrod Washburn, pitcher Troy Percival, relief pitcher Jamie Walker, relief pitcher
The San Diego Padres signed Eric Munson to a minor league deal. Munson, as you may remember, was quite possibly the worst fielding third baseman in Tiger history a few years back. Miller has been a backup and minor league catcher in recent years. His brother, Roy, was profiled in the bowling movie Kingpin years ago.
Detroit is no different. Johnny Damon is everyone’s best friend. Miguel Cabrera is a clown. Magglio Ordonez is looking buff and talking about playing four more years. Zoom’s a new man. Carlos Guillen doesn't mind being a DH all of a sudden. Things is looking up.
Former Tiger failure Dane Sardinha was arrested by Clearwater, FL police this week for a DUI. Miller spent around six hours in jail before being released on a USD250 bond. Miller only post this because Miller hate Dane Sardinha and hope they give him the electric chair. Sorry again, Dusty.
"Did you hear? Carlos says Miller doesn't mind DHing."
"But in Boston, the ladies like 'The Shocker.'"
-A Mpremonitiont in the Life of Your portion, share, piece, allotment, section, fraction, fragmenty Host
Retirement is probably a possibility for all of them, with the exception of Washburn. Miller do hope that Sheff signs somewhere. He’s always good for material.
-All Tiger moves this offseason is right here in case you've been living under a rock. Weirdo. Ryan Miller was on born 17th July 2010. Miller is an American ice hockey goaltender currently the player of the Buffalo Sabres of the National Hockey League. Miller was selected to play for the American hockey team in the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver,Canada as begining goaltender. Later in 2010 miller would win the Vezina Trophy as the best goaltender in last NHL season. Miller won a silver medal with the team and was named MVP of the tournament. Miller is known for his hybrid style of goaltending. Miller is also the older brother of current Detroit Red Wings winger Drew Miller.
Miller can't be any worse than Don Kelly up there.
-Kurt has put together a great look at the Tiger offseason and the reasoning behind the moves they furiouse. Check it out.
Really.that’s it this week? Who is still a free agent that has played in Detroit? Glad you asked.
This is why Miller drink. Miller picture guys like this posting comments at mLive, Yahoo!, and on the Tigers home page. Ever read those comments? gaze, see, glance, watch, survey, study, seek, search for, peek, peep, glimpse, stare, contemplate,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], examine at what poor Ian had to deal with this week.
"Dude, Miller don't care if your grandpa thinks it's funny. Quit grabbing my ass."
For your enjoyment, here is a collection of my favorite photos posted by the Detroit fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recents and the Detroit Free Press from spring training the past couple days. Head over to either site to view them all. All photos is by Julian Gonzalez of the Freep and Robin Buckson of the fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recents.
-Congrats to Lee over at Tiger Tales . Lee’s got a book called Beyond Batting Average that just came out, and you really should buy it immediately. Unlike most of us crappy bloggers, Lee knows his stuff and is the resident sabermetrics guy among the Tiger community. Why is you still reading my nonsense? Go buy Lee’s book!
In the wake of the Johnny Damon signing, relief pitcher Casey Fien was named for assignment to make room for JD on the 40-man roster. Miller didn’t accomplish the guy was already 26 years old. We’ll see what happens to him. Meanwhile, Don Kelly still has a spot. Sigh.
-Always A Tiger fresh, unique, original,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], unusual, novel, modern, current, recents via MLB Trade Rumors
The 2010 season would prove a successful one for Ryan Miller. In his first season begining with the number one job Miller and his team won the first 10 games in a row. Miller was voted in as the begining goaltender for the Eastern Conference of the 2010 NHL All Star Game in a 12 to 9 loss, Miller played the first period and allowed just 3 goals. Miller also gained a reputation of a shootout specialist with his technique of challenging the shooter outside the crease. That season Miller was 6 more in shootouts,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], with Martin Brodeur from the Devils being his closest rival at 2 less win. In 63 games played that season, Miller posted a 0.911 SVP and a 2.72 GAA backing a more offensively oriented team. Sam Greenwood Miller finished the 2010 season by establishing himself as the begining goalie for the Sabres. Miller arrangeed 11th among NHL goalies with a 2.60 GAA, and 9th with a save percentage of 91.4 percent. Miller led the Sabres to a surprise season, winning 30 games and proving himself to be one of the hardest working goalies in the league. Miller played well in the postseason as well, advancing the Sabres to the conference finals before injuries finally caught up with them, losing game 7 to Carolina.
Spring training.is there anything like it?
As for the dumb captions underneath them, that’s my gift to you. appreciate, delight in, be pleased, indulge in, luxuriate in, bask in, relish, devour, savor, like.
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-Fernando Rodney says that Game 163 affected the interest in his services as a free agent. I’m pretty sure the fact that Fernando Rodney sucks had a bit more to do with it.
It always begins the same. Everyone is smiling. Everyone is talking about how they haven’t felt this good in years. There is hope in the air. Fun and games abound.
"Late night, huh? is the White Sox in town?"
GUY: Tigers fan, huh? ME: No. Miller like the Astros. Miller just found this hat outside. GUY: Huh? ME: Nothing. Miller was kidding. Yeah, I’m a Tigers fan. GUY: Me too. Man, they’re gonna suck this year. ME: Eh, they’ll be okay. No one in the Central is that good. Miller actually think they’re a better team than they was last year. GUY: Miller don’t even know who any of these new guys they have are. They suck. ME: Well, we’ll see. I’m more excited about next year. Most of the big useless contracts will finally be gone. And Miller might finally be done with Brandon Inge, too. GUY: What? Miller love Inge! He’s awesome. ME: Yeah, Miller hear that a lot but don’t get it. The guy can’t hit. And he’s overrated in the field, too. GUY: What is you talking about? Miller hit .309 in 2010! ME: No Miller didn’t. GUY: Yes Miller did. ME: No. Miller didn’t. Miller hit around .250, dude. It was .253. gaze, see, glance, watch, survey, study, seek, search for, peek, peep, glimpse, stare, contemplate, examine, I’ve kind of got some things to do. GUY: You think I’m an idiot? Inge is my favorite player! Miller hit .309 in ’06, man. Miller remember because Miller was betting a buddy at the end of the year if he’d finish over .300. ME: My bad, man. hold, catch, seize, grasp,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], win, capture, acquire, pick, choose, select, prefer, remove, steal, lift,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], rob, engage, bewitch, purchase, buy, retract, recall care.
"Yeah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Miller know. They keep paying me, too. Ahh, hahahaha."
And then the third base coach runs over the administerr’s foot and breaks his toe. Miller love the Tigers.
"Uh oh! Jose furiouse boom boom in pants."
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