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? 1, my mother always told Mei: \ Xiaoming game today and I swing, I won! \ Oh! I put inside small panties off, so that he can not see my little panties! \ Simply put the fetus and the mother the truth a bit, and said, after the mother left the baby, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and a knot, and later became the navel.
daughter said: Why did not the doctor make a bow?

3, Xiao-Ming to go to grandma's birthday, to eat the life package, Xiao Ming asked: \
Xiaoming then broke life package, look inside the red bean paste, said: \

4, Buck father sitting on a park bench to rest, have a child standing next to him for a long time, has not left, Buck is very strange,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and asked: \? \
African dance on a day watching TV, she suddenly asked: \
Pierre did not respond, her mother asked: Pierre, you want to eat a cookie?
Pierre said: eat, Mom.
mother said: Why must I ask you twice it?
Pierre: Because I want to eat two.

7, the little boy: I want to buy the sanitary napkin.
Waiter: Yes, your mother tell you to buy it?
Boy: no.
Waiter: That was your sister?
Boy: Yeah, I want to buy.
attendant: sanitary napkins do you buy?
Boy: I watch TV, said: With it can swim , can skate, but also play tennis.

8, hairs to preschool one day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries in the world ah?
Xiaomao said: I know!
teacher said: Then tell me what are the countries.
Xiaomao said: There are two countries,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], China and the foreign!

9, children in the aunt's house to eat, my aunt made a fish for him.
children ate and said: This fish is delicious, if hold thorn to the better!

10,-year-old daughter earnestly and seriously asked: \> daughter: \, a child came out!

12, the baby was sleeping, a mosquito flew into his ass.
father away mosquitoes, in the buttocks rubbed some toilet water.
baby woke up and yelled: Mom, mosquitoes have just rubbed my ass in a urine!

13, night, my parents are placed during the day video shoot for his brother,
brother came to see the suddenly exclaimed: piracy! Rushed to the TV off,
and seriousness of a film from his own chest, said: Do not look at piracy, see depends on genuine

14, rented a room in the east, the landlord has one son, year-old, naughty, clever , cute, especially known for imitating force.
the still small, often senior sayings and actions come out, recorded a music yet.
home the following day, the landlord's son saw me, righteous, pointing to say, is the uncle said. To get his father's dumbfounding.
the original, the landlord's son before I got home,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the less food has to eat cat meat. Ask why. He said you can eat to grow as he loved his family by the clean white long-haired cat. Oh, I know you, little guy yesterday asking me why my legs are so many long-haired long.
I told him, it is because I eat pork, pigs have hair, so we grow come.

15, the baby was two years old when my aunt went to the first and small marine creatures to see the aquarium, my aunt asked him what drives the fish tank, should be answered: is the braised fish .

16, Babe does not care to Kepo forehead, and his mother gave him put some gentian violet. Children painting competition is being seen,
Q: Yeah, who is head of the painting to you? What a villain!

17, home bun, baby on the father said: Give me a bag!
father of the baby said: Do not say [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], say buns.
baby nodded remember. Suddenly, pointing at the baby's arm and said my father: Dad,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], your arm so that mosquitoes bite a bag son!

18, pulled the sheets babe dinner napkin first dip in the soup bowl,
and gestures toward my father's nose was surprised to say: Oh, so much nose.

19, less than three years old daughter of my colleagues.
nap woke up one day, my colleagues around the child was missing, turned around and saw a little thing sitting on the dressing table, take her *** wipe the face of cosmetics, of a big red lips, from his mother canthus teeth smile said, \
poor call: Put out the light! Turn off the light!
told him that the sun after he impatiently asked: the sun off!

21, a colleague of mine has a 6-year-old daughter, began to change teeth out,
pulling her mother took her back to complete units in the tooth,
my mother asked her: \ pain? \ even go to school, once a semester to go back, go back home for the first time to play with my sister, little niece has just finished sleeping nap, I do not call met.
family said: \. So even a good discussion with them to pretend to ignore her, everyone in the chat, who do not ask her, after not for a while.
rub over the little guy pull my clothes, said: \ did not wake up, do not recognize you ... ... \
last year when the New Year many people travel giant, my colleague is busy, his wife tour, put the daughter on the relatives, one day we called in the past, he asked his daughter: Do you want to father?
his daughter said: I was watching TV, do not bother, I will come back to see you free ... ... I sprayed coke on the phone.

24, my kid sister, the child will not walk when my sister always crawling around in the.
crawl crawl once put a ring for his p, looking back he is very curious, looking for a long time to find each and then burst into tears, and her mother a long time to coax a flame.

25, sometimes a male colleague, a day drinking in the street of small restaurants for dinner.
see his early edge with a 3-year-old girl is very cute to go to make her \
the little girl looked at him , said, \
my colleagues did not give up, say, \ I do not believe it! you took off his pants to let me see! \
out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting. \ ! \

27, has nine o'clock at night, my daughter was awake.
I said to her daughter: \ can not sleep. \

28, my dad was joking with the baby, the baby that we did not notice. Li He could hear the baby cry
: \ I got to the sanitary napkin.
that the mother also used diapers, so he called out to her, my mother knew a time would not be able to explain clearly to him, so he and the baby that this is our secret, not tell people that oh!
year-old, soon after her birthday is approaching, there are times he and his aunt on the phone, aunt to bring to send me a birthday present to him, hung up the phone and other aunt finished.
Mom Baby face muffled, in the end asked his aunt to send me a birthday present for you just to hear his answer: \ by bus, the little niece suddenly found his uncle's backpack zipper was down, they seriously said to him: \ check your pants zipper.
Then the little niece and cried: \