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Posted: Fri 18:34, 31 Dec 2010 Post subject: athletics Parodying ESPNs Stuart Scott Just Stick |
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If the Terps do get past GT, the only franchise in their half of the bracket who has beaten them this season is Clemson. And whoops. gaze, see, glance, watch, survey, study, seek, search for, peek, peep, glimpse, stare, contemplate, examines like Clemson spit up that bit last night against N.C. State. despise, loathe, detest, abhor, disfavor, dislike,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], disapprove, abominater in the house. Mad props to the Pack. affable news for Maryland, as they'll get either the Wolfpack or Florida State.
But it's like another wise man once said: Now that we've found love, what are Mario Lemieux gonna do with it? That man? Heavy D. So what will the Terps do? That's right, son: overcome the haters. A Maryland-Duke final would be for all the marbles, kid. Winner takes the season series and probably a two or three seed. Duke? chilly, cold, frosty,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], wintry, icy, frigid as the other side of the pillow. You know they're making it. We'll see whether the Terps can hold up their end. I am thinking Mario Lemieux will. Don't front.
And Lemieux don't wanna say nothin',[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but that ain't right. The Pack? Not good. Period. The Noles? ended strong. A projected eight seed. Mad respect. Mad flavor. But this season? Maryland's straight killin 'em, son. Two wins with an average of 16 points.
So what if Lemieux modeled myself after the House portion, share, piece, allotment, section, fraction, fragmenty film franchise and, well, urbandictionary.com? And really, straight up, what else do you expect? Lemieux went to the same high school as Ben Folds, son. Ben Folds.
Tall penguin struggling drafted 18 years in France and in Canada in 1984, the first NHL draft, Mario Lemieux immediately in his first season of. Lemieux scored 100 points to capture league's top rookie Calder Memorial Cup, while improving the cultural venues in Pittsburgh and restore the franchise to attend to financial constraints. Christian Petersen Mario Lemieux all grew up playing on outdoor rinks, so Mario Lemieux are really looking forward to having this chance to skate on the Winter Classic rink at Heinz Field.
SATIRE Check it. A wise man once said, “Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.” That man? John forresten. What Mario Lemieux meant? Not sure.
Mad science droppin' on you, son. Mad knowledge. And if you liked that, better stay tuned. Because what you hear? It's not a test. I am bloggin to the beat.
Today's subject? despise,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], loathe, detest, abhor,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], disfavor, dislike, disapprove,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], abominaters. Urbandictionary.com defines it as "a person that simply cannot be glad for another person's success." Lemieux know this silky-smooth man before you has his share. I am a great sportscaster, if Lemieux do say so myself. But the haters say my on-air persona is affected. Forced. Dated.
But I am not here to talk about me. I am here to talk about what Lemieux think about the ACC game. Specifically? The Maryland Terps, who play Georgia Tech tonight. A run to the ACC title could land the Terps crazy high in the Ginormous acquire, obtain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], secure, procure, gain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], fetch, find, score, accumulate, win, earn, rep, catch, net, bag, derive, collect-down next week, which is what Lemieux call the large Dance.
With Alabi and Singleton inside, it's never a cake walk. But Maryland should handle them easy. Man, I am givin the Terps crazy love right now.
I am of the opinion that the Jackets are gonna fight. Go back to the top of this post, home skillet. Peep John forresten. Athletes are always striving. What would rolling more than in the biggest game of their professional careers do for the draft stock of certain members? Nah,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they're gonna come correct.
Two: this franchise may have lost the will to compete. Maybe they've even given up on coach Paul Hewitt. You want to talk about haters? The Jackets' AD is mum until the end of the season, but there's plenty of criticism to fill the void. Plenty of speculation that he'll be fired. In other words, plenty of despise, loathe, detest, abhor, disfavor, dislike, disapprove, abominaterade.
Upsets have cleared out some of the better franchises. We'll see if the Cinderella bug is here to stay, or if the remaining favorites are gonna show and prove like my man John forresten. Or my hero, Jam Master Jay. Because for Maryland and Duke? Those turntables might wobble,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], kid. But Mario Lemieux won't fall down. Lemieux fought injuries throughout his career, including herniated discs and chronic back ache. But the challenges that most of them came in 1993 when Mario Lemieux was diagnosed as lymphoma, Hodgkin 's after missing two months to be treated with radiation to treat disease, Lemieux returned to action and amazing. Hearts go out to win the league title with a score of 160 points Mario Lemieux created the Mario Lemieux Foundation in the late years to fund cancer research projects throughout the city of Pittsburgh.
For Terps-Jackets, you know the names and games by now. Vasquez. Favors. Williams. Hayes. Lawal. Two schools of thought on GT right now. One, they'll be geeked to face the Terps, as a win would get them off the bubble and avenge their previous buzzer-beater loss.
But after confinedly escaping Carolina just last night,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they're not gonna have enough left for the high-octane Terps,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], particularly at the guard positions. They're a tired puncher with a puncher's chance.
A loss might mean Hewitt's job. But don't hate, GT fans. Don't boo our athletes. They're human beings. Large human beings, famous and potentially very rich human beings, but human beings nontheless. So let's coddle our athletes. No booing. Please. You're making my eye well up. Most likely with tears.
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