Forum pracy nad projektem wskrzeszenia The Forge

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1, morning and temporary work, and her husband kiss goodbye.
me: Kisses!
Husband: Style!
me: and then the pro one!
husband: Boo!
me: Well ~ ~ ~
also her husband: ... ... hooligans!

2, last night, with her husband ~ grab his arm, not from her husband serves him right!
I am anxious to cropped one: old monk, you will from the Shitai it! her husband to a soft laugh. So I succeed.

3, one day, I get up early, gave him 200 dollars on the table (I was the finance minister.) After work, reckoned he had got up to short him: her husband, the table is for you last night service fee
him back: only 200 full-service it? Gan Minger to find a rich woman. . .

4, husband: Trinidad and Tobago today, the car people, but see the beauty in a crowded car!
I :.... angry!
her husband: She was kind enough to hit on me too!
me: `` What she told you (jealous)
Husband: away from me!

5, her husband would be bored to learn SMS harassment: chick, give me a smile uncle! I Back to: Keguan please behave, a small woman sell their bodies entertainer!


6, I'm on a business trip: Chenqie can not come tonight, Shi Qin, please His Majesty to rest early, revitalized spirit, come tomorrow turn Chenqie brand.
Husband: I have three thousand concubines, not too worried about this Aifei must also durability of loneliness:)
I: It seems that **** is not coming back tonight, not kill! Husband: joke joke , I of the harem brands, though many, are all written in a person's name!

7, bored in the toilet, and her husband the way to communicate with the call: boy, got the right stuff to sing a master!
Husband: silent in. . .
me: how? I can not afford the money masters are afraid? Husband: on credit of the account has not yet before it!

8, wife: chick, come Lehe Lehe
uncle to accompany her husband: You're Piyang out is not it?
wife: Hey, pretty powerful, uncle I love you like a man this girl!
husband :.......

9, husband: wife, I'm back
Wife: Oh, Keguan, you come again, a fancy which our girls now?
husband: Do you fall ill and you?
Wife: Do not worry, our girl is absolutely on schedule!
Husband: I *, I fancy you this pimp it!
Wife: Well, not bondage slaves
entertainer husband: entertainer also OK!
wife: Slaves in the well-known pain of castration, Keguan like to try?
husband: ... ...

10, her husband: This time I was really angry!
wife: I have apologized Yo, her husband do not be angry it!
Husband: I do not want you to apologize, I just want you to just say you love me, but you would not say that!
wife: I love my husband to and the sun rises in the east, humans naturally want to breathe the same air, you've seen called, who see the sun every day, wow, yeah the sun is rising! Who every day breathe, cry, wow, I breathe the air strike! So, ah, I love my husband does not need to shout at you every day, wow, I to love you, yeah



take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier.






wife on a walk: walk to a piece of the road we have it.
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.






wife on the clothes: the clothes look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!





on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
husband: this ... ... OK!
wife: men outside,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...



wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
Husband: ... ... or do we have to [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ldren.




wife on the truth: You see the girl more beautiful.
Husband: What is it good-looking.
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I are keeping!
Husband: pretty nice.
Husband: hey, you do not go ah, how to ignore me?



eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !


on her husband to get up: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said.
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep.
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me!


husband on gender equality: equality between men say, we also have equality at home is not equal?
Wife: OK Yeah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. We also need to bully you for thousands of years, then equality, it is true equality. But wait, then a few thousand years, our family had to equality.




wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am ah?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], if I sacrifice myself to contrasting tolerance of your generosity you; I do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good; I toss one that Yeah your life more colorful, you see, your marriage to other families not so monotonous it.




drink
on his wife: her husband, I want to drink!
Husband: I'll keep on doing. PO: Yes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I just want you to me.



on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man!




on the unreasonable husband: You are not unreasonable.
wife: I've never talked to you science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are a male, also 8 months than I do, you must let me.





husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you, and I earn too much to stay in, so motivated.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percent.



Center
on his wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.



wife on the idea: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where.
wife: I have a mind to say to you also!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you never agree.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.





wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind and I did not say?
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.



friends
wife on a different surname: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I know I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], loss of nerve to say you!




wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
Wife: Your mental capacity should be stronger than me, because you are taller than I am large, heart than I should!




on the affair his wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second!