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Posted: Fri 5:48, 05 Nov 2010 Post subject: After 00 and 80 after the daughter's mother, those |
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. .1. Tutu recently bought a pair to the red socks, above diamond, to find a black shirt to take a long section of line,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I feel really good looking, very stylish. Tutu said: Why do I always dress in black, in fact, I like pink. Mother said: Black is fashion, you have to learn to appreciate.
Tutu said: I do not appreciate.
mother said: you are responsible for wear,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my mother responsible for the appreciation.
Figure ... ....
2. Morning, Tutu in Laichuang mother advised her to lie warm in bed - to get up early to kindergarten children.
Tutu said: Why you can rely on the bed? Mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], so you can grow up to be lying in bed!
Tutu said: The father does.
mother said: father a child to kindergarten every day like you stay in bed, so now get up early every day to send you to school!
Dad:#?%& ... ....
3. Dinner
Tutu said: Mom, my stomach hurts!
mother: how to do?
Figure: I do not eat enough!
Mom: ... ... but your stomach bugs to eat ah, if you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your fleshy stomach horror
Figure Q: Will it break stomach
mother thought serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine flow out ... ....
father threw rice bowls -? full of
4. Tutu want Crayon, my mother said how old you look, your eyes will be blind!
Tutu said: Mom you're so pretty! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look for a while!
5. Mother in makeup, Tutu said, Mom you doing
mother said: mascara, eye will be painted a large
Tutu said: Mommy, I have painted
Mother said: your eyes are larger Figure wrote: But I want a big, big big ... ... mother then said: That would be terrible, his face will be squeezed out of the nose and mouth, leaving only two one eye
6. Kindergartens made a plug-speaking job is to teach children to behave respect, a man painted a picture of the drink, a woman crying, a child in the Waving -? Probably call the children home meant to persuade his father not drinking
mother said: What is depicting ah?
Tutu said: Daddy drinking, my mother cried her mother: that children should be how the father said Tutu: the children said, Daddy, please do not drink, drinking bad for the skin
8. Figure Figure raising two small turtles, and put it down
mother said: so like the little turtle, ah, good to give them a name
Figure: What is good
mother said: Whatever ah, like what is what
Figure: Just call it
mother father and mother: ... ... just call Daddy 1 and Daddy 2 bar
Dad -@#?% ... ...
9. Tutu said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
Figure: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few? Figure
snapping fingers quickly enough ... ... fingers Figure: do not know
Mom: no culture can not be the child together with her mother, which is set by the state ... ..
Figure ... ....
10. Figure Figure on the way to kindergarten see a women with children begging, Tutu said: Mom,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], for money's coming, to the ah, give
Mom: Why
Tutu said: because they are poor, that children have no money to buy something to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat candy every day at home watching Crayon to spend all the money at home, so his mother had to beg out ... ..
Figure: Dad, fast car ... ...
11. Another time, have a career the old beggar in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of education Figure: Look, do not take a child to kindergarten, grew up not study hard, and had to beg for food ... .... ;
the way back and saw someone with the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ldren kneel on the overpass for help, my mother Continuing Education: If you do not go to school in the future ... ..
Figure: it will come out together with her mother beg for food it? Mom: ... ... .. estimated one out to you
12. go to buy bread, cake room Figure: Mummy, I want the big birthday cake
Mom: No, that is to buy birthday,
Figure: that My birthday tomorrow
old mother: Who said that? I want you by my students
Tutu: Well, if I like a father born
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