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PostPosted: Mon 11:57, 14 Mar 2011    Post subject: 许多年后坐

话说,许多年以后,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],科技发达了,人们生活水平也提高了,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],大家出行乘坐飞机就像今天我们挤公交一样。。。。。。

售票处

自动广播里传出这样的声音:某航100001航班,目的地北京,票价10元,不设找零,月票请出示。

安检

人声鼎沸,有人扛着蛇皮袋,有人拎着活鸡活鸭,安检员满头大汗:“您这可得补票,超重了。”“凭什么啊?上次背了两麻袋土豆都让我过去了。”另一个乘客凑过来:“来来来,哥们儿,抽根烟,我这批活鸡不麻烦您了,机舱摆不下,您帮我绑机翅膀上得了,反正它们自己也能飞,不浪费飞机的动力。。。。。。”

登机

空姐都戴着红绣箍,挥着小旗,拿着扩音筒:“都别挤,排好队,里面的,就是你,别在那儿发愣啊!往里挤挤。。。。。。你,你票呢?没买票就上来了,罚十元!什么,你是王机长他老舅,那什么那,算了,进去吧。”

起飞

飞机爬升到80层楼的高度,正在城市上空盘旋,机长打开舱门,喊道:“嘿!80层楼顶的那位,北京走不走,十块钱一位!有座儿快点上来,我给你停一分钟,你跳过来!”

飞行

一个小朋友要求小解,空姐:“厕所都让土豆占了,这样吧,我给你打开门,你就先将就一下吧。对了,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],外面风大,系好安全带啊!”
副机长:“看,头儿,前面有架飞机!”机长:“混蛋,是100002号!这小子就知道跟我们抢舱线,告诉后面坐好,我要超机!”

飞行途中

空姐:“机长,外面有UFO耶!”机长:“快看看里面有几个!外星人20元一位,问他们走不走?”乘客发牢骚:“都挤成这样了还。。。。。。”飞机剧烈抖动。
空姐:“各位乘客,刚才飞机出了故障,两个发动机坏了,我们可能会晚点。”乘客:“怎么搞的,要是四个发动机坏了,我们岂不是要在天上过夜!”

空姐:“机长,刚才有个小朋友小解时掉下去了。”机长:“背降落伞包了吗?”空姐:“背了,不过书包还在这儿。”机长:“嗨!你瞧你们这点事儿给办的,把书包也绑个降落伞空投下去,小孩子,没书包怎么上学!”
副机长:“头儿,北京地面消息说,那边又堵机了,让先停廊坊。”机长:“告诉乘客准备提前空降。”

降落

空姐:“各位乘客,本航班即将到达目的地,降落时请坐着的乘客系好安全带,请站着的乘客系好。。。。。。那个。。。。。。系好裤腰带!”

落地

空姐:“机长,晚上哪儿吃去?”机长:“你们哪,一天到晚想着吃,这个月任务又完不成,没了奖金,我看你们都去喝西北风!你赶紧再到售票处去一趟,跟小张说一声,来了乘客先给我们装上,趁着早,我们再飞一趟!”The Court of Appeal pointed out that R and F's submission in the county court was of overt, conscious racism, and it was not prepared to find that there had been unconscious discrimination.The decisionThe Court of Appeal said that, unlike the ordinary civil claim where the judge decides, on the claimant's evidence only, whether the claimant has made out a case, in this case the judge had had the benefit of the whole of the evidence. Despite the school's failure to comply with the statutory requirements, the judge had been entitled to find on the basis of all the evidence that R and F had not proved racial discrimination.


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