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PostPosted: Tue 3:38, 15 Mar 2011    Post subject: 有才的填空

1.__________,为伊消得人憔悴  同学答:宽衣解带终不悔
(正解为“衣带渐宽终不悔”,偶承认这个是思想有问题)
2.蚍蜉撼大树,__________ 同学答:一动也不动
(正解为“可笑不自量”。一动也不动,赫赫,很符合事实阿)
3.君子有成人之美,__________ 同学答:小人夺人所爱 (直接晕死)
4.穷则独善其身,__________ 同学答:富则妻妾成群
(正解:达则兼济天下)
5.__________,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],天下谁人不识君 同学答:只要貌似萨达姆 (汗|||....)
6.后宫佳丽三千人,__________ 同学答:铁棒也会磨成针~~~~~~
(正解为“三千宠爱在一身”)
7.__________,糟糠之妻不下堂 同学答:结发之夫不上床 (语文老师暴怒!)
8.我劝天公重抖擞,__________ 同学答:天公对我吼三吼
(正解为“不拘一格降人才”,龚自珍)
9.天生我才必有用,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],________同学答:关键时刻显神通 又有同学答:老鼠儿子会打洞
(整办公室的语文老师集体毫无形象的狂笑)
10.天若有情天亦老,__________ 同学答:人不风流枉少年!
(正解为“月若无恨月长圆” 李贺《金铜仙人辞汉歌》 )
11.英雄宝刀未老 ,__________ 该初三同学对下联为:老娘丰韵尤存
12.人生自古谁无死,__________ 同学答:只是死的有先后
13.葡萄美酒夜光杯,__________ 同学答:金钱美人一大堆
14.__________,路上行人欲断魂 初一学生的杰作:半夜三更鬼敲门
15.想当年,金戈铁马,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],__________ 同学答:看今朝,死缠烂打
(正解为“气吞万里如虎”)
16.五年级的一次考试就考到了“三个臭皮匠,__________” 同学答:臭味都一样(把监考和外面的校长笑翻了)
17.两情若是长久时,__________ 同学答:该是两人成婚时
18.人生自古谁无死,__________ 同学答:有谁大便不带纸 (没有语言了...)
19.“___________,我以我血溅轩辕” 同学答:他以他刀插我身
20. 问君能有几多愁,__________同学答:恰似一壶二锅头 (老师批“你又喝多了……”)The Court of Appeal pointed out that R and F's submission in the county court was of overt, conscious racism, and it was not prepared to find that there had been unconscious discrimination.The decisionThe Court of Appeal said that, unlike the ordinary civil claim where the judge decides, on the claimant's evidence only, whether the claimant has made out a case, in this case the judge had had the benefit of the whole of the evidence. Despite the school's failure to comply with the statutory requirements, the judge had been entitled to find on the basis of all the evidence that R and F had not proved racial discrimination.


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