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Posted: Fri 16:59, 19 Nov 2010 Post subject: 100 super-funny joke, see my stomach hurts! |
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1, two pig farmers movie
2, kill the bird I was an angel!
3, Shuai there ass to use! Death is not the end, eat!
4, I'm alive , because we will die for a long time!!!
5, have not heard of the \
6, girlfriend asked me how she died, I would say that my firm: I will not live alone (find a living) her big Yue ~!
7, artificial intelligence and natural stupidity can not be compared - because we advocated natural.
8, after listening in church when we should keep quiet, disturbed sleep is very rude to others.
9,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], chatting, providing night-site service. (An epitaph)
10, were not smart, but also bald!!
11, you are a power, Li Siguang, you are the only myth ...
12, the bogeyman is not stupid its stupid, but in the clever.
13, I always in a cow with bovine c between the two.
14, afraid of being taken advantage of, but afraid you are useless.
15, so many people despise me, you think you are?
16, hoe Wo day when afternoon, shooting eagles, bow
17, went without a trace hair, dandruff more outstanding!
18, little things do not look for me, not to find something I
19, Ning and playing a sensible, not a word with the nb!
20, big girl not get right , little woman not get money!
21, days if negative me, and I ho; Haier me if a negative, I will shake!
22, Spring beauties of extra duty, I have to lure affair .
23, so you uncomfortable, you always pull off the pants.
24, Everyone must die, ah a shit is not paper.
25, not steamed buns Zhengkou Qi right?
26, his knife was cold, the sword was cold, cold heart, cold blood, by, this man dead yet?
27, born great, died in the flower the next!
28, if you lose this life I do not want the afterlife.
29, I love you! None of your business?
30, a woman is to create tools of human, man is the human use of tools.
31, take the newspaper to the toilet, I was reading people.
32, and then cattle b of Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bombs!
33, Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha!!!
34, nonsense is the relationship of the first sentence.
35, as long as the hoe dance well, then there is a corner dug down?
36 , you can not learn, but it must not a good review.
37, learned from a friend saying: give you ten words - how far are his mother, rolled his mother how far ~ remember the first time he told us that this time a group of people to see that all fingers are awarded in the following number is ten words ...
38, against the silence to conceal our ignorance of the person's best eye for an eye is to the body of its people .
39, I was nervous the first time, he has asked me to gently relax, and then into my body, there is bleeding, I'm not shouting words of pain, they realized ... ... donation like this!
40, even the advertising letters, books, reading stupid it!
41, a place to pollution in two ways: refuse,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or money!
42, is due to constipation of the Earth's gravity is too small.
43, irrigation system, I actually doubt, by my side and no taps. Oh ... see, who has a ...
44, I do not know I went to college or university for me.
45, most of my life only three things: self-deception, deceptive, being bullied.
46, the pain has always been a sober person can enjoy ...
47, some people say a baby will not dysmenorrhea, and then give birth to a bar!
48, spend more, the closer from the bed.
49, quitting smoking is easy, too hard to quit you!
50,, A lifelong Wu, to be mixed in the arena, preferably a bachelor!!
51, people plug hole plug, plug the hole by others is the outlet!
52, to pick Mature, good pulling skirt.
53, the rich get married.
54, ask the world what love is? A thing a thing down.
55, not to me more than lazy, I'm too lazy compared to you.
56, I was his son, Jesus, coconut ~!
57, the University is to learn about!
58, I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right, Mickey Mouse tattooed shoulder.
59, bmw is Do not touch me, msn is touch you die!
60, life can will, life can also pay attention!
61, other people's money is my worldly possessions.
62, the morning can not afford a long sleep; night as sleep, such as go!
63, my most honest. Never lie. Sentence excluded.
64, not to mention the other head is sick, sick mind of the prerequisite is to have a brain.
65, I'm really busy day, very difficult to guarantee even 16 hours of sleep!
66, do not wash it, but for the mud, which has long been broken car fell apart.
67, days Lingling, in Lingling, an ice cream again.
68, Three Friends of Winter - hot pot, Chinese cabbage, hot bed.
69, the intention to unique, persevering any taste outstanding!
70, a senior, I heard that two brothers of the flesh, are more expensive than the master ~ ~
71, when and where students take a long sleep, after the death of self will sleep.
72, I hope one day I can double click on my wallet, and then select a 100, hold down the \
73, women who have capacity for Yue herself by poor men!
74, professor of polymer chemistry on the podium speaking. He drew on the blackboard before a \ Contact Pindao rob Shi Tai?
76, a man said inner beauty, which refers to the bra, not the heart.
77, my buddy sitting next to me said ~ ~ You are only one step away from the genius of every ~ ~
78, is the gold, always spend all of; a mirror, always reflecting the ...
79, who can not shoot 90 minutes of the Chinese national soccer team ~ ~ ~ ~
80, a heaven-sent you a pair of wings, it should be braised ...
81, Fanjian is the universal truth , only one of you and me
82, handsome man with a long ass with it? To the bank can face credit cards?
83, said that men have money to bad, tmd When I have a good twenty years !
84, face first, the powerless.
85, a woman of a man said: Come to my house, I have given you to eat.
86, not what you do not laugh, smile powder to fall!
87,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], high is high, is the idiot; short is short, get stepped on by; lean is lean and muscular.
88, Only women with English sad too, only his wife and working hard to find too!
89, hurt people, there are three things: trouble, strife, empty wallet. One of the most hurtful is empty wallet.
90, to drive much, but there are new people!
91, when a quarrel with someone, take a step backward; chasing his girlfriend, step back empty.
92, heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaking of the 20-year
93, I'm an actor, one eye to see the beautiful mm round ...
94, God, people want to destroy, they first make mad; God To make people crazy, it must first buy a house.
95, monsters you wore, and I cushioned, huh, huh ... ...
96, ring-pull cans love cans can be filled with Coke cans heart!
97, who makes the next to do first a me.
98, the world would rather believe in ghosts, do not believe a man goes broke mouth!
99, who said today, I come to my school for a visit - tell the truth, this is the first time I said, I saw clothes on!
100, read a book ten years, or better nursery mix!
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