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1, why the good Never look back? Did not eat all the grass behind the
2, Why must summer than winter long? Thermal expansion and contraction
3, why the geese to fly south for the fall? If you go too slow
4, why most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha
5, why the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? She can not sit down
6,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], why the frogs swimming in the lost dog? Frog breaststroke foul
7, the total does not bathe a dog, why do not students lice? Dog Health Dog
8, why the horse family Wang Chang elephant can eat up the old? They chess
9, Zhang has never been touched not the foot, this is why? Zhang wearing shoes because
10, farmer raising 10 head of cattle, only 19 horns, and why? There was a rhino
11, Xiao Ming's grandfather side of the teeth, while singing, I ask why? Brush the dentures
12, a fierce hungry cat, see the mouse, why heels? Heels in the past caught
13, Little Red and her mother are in the same school class, this is why? Mother is a teacher, a student red
14, neighbor, why you sometimes hear his roof is leaking, sometimes it does not leak? Rain was leaking, sunny day of course, does not leak
15, why the two tigers fight, fight to the bitter not have to give up? Because no one would dare Quan Jia
16, wolf away the sheep, mother, why it is the lamb with the go quietly? Lambs not yet born
17, a chicken, a goose, the fridge, the chicken frozen to death,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and geese are alive, why? Is a penguin
18, Chen weekend go to the movies, to the cinema, but do not see half a person, and why? Are all one by one, not half
19, the monkeys fed the most pay what line? Parallel lines do not intersect (banana )
20, Xiao-Ming Zhang De stomach is already clearly can not stand, why he has to stop fierce drink? Fell into the river, and forced
21, there are six bread bowl, each assigned to one of six children, but also keep a bowl, and why? Even a child holding a pot
22, Xiao-Ming with 100 to buy a 75 something, but the boss only to find the five dollars to him, and why? Because he gave the owner 80
23, a monkey squatting roadside pole, the driver immediately stopped Li to see, may I ask why? Because the driver when the monkey butt red light
24, Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for repair on behalf of the father? Repair Xiao Ming
25, Li communication because of work often entertaining, although the home early every day, you can still complain about his wife constantly, and why? Li is the home every morning since the
26, fat is quite well known diver, but one day, he stood on the springboard, but not jump, this is why? Because no water below
27, a taxi driving on the highway normally, and did not violate any traffic rules, but was a pol.ice to the bar, why? pol.ice to take a rental
28, a plane crash, and there was a serious explosion, the staff in cleaning up the wreckage but found no one injured, and why? All dead
29, have two children looking the same, exactly the same birthday, you ask they are sisters, they said that they are twins you ask, they said no, why? They are of multiple births
30, a woman wearing a swimsuit, her walk in the soft sand, although all are normal, but you will find that there is not even her footprints behind, and why? She is walking backwards
31, Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, he seemed at a loss, Wang did not understand foreign languages, but the same as in their own homes, did not feel the slightest inconvenience, Why? Wang is the baby
32, cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth (not) afraid of ten thousand, paper (only) just in case
33, what is China's internal real estate? \ Step on the floor barefoot
35, what parts of the body of a woman, Dad can touch twice, can touch a boyfriend, but her husband is touched again. Lips, saying, \ Bacteria son
37, what is most wrong with the book? Medical books
38, what animals can be attached to the wall? Seal (newspaper)
39, cloth with paper afraid of? I am afraid that if afraid of ten thousand (ten thousand paper cloth just in case fear)
40, red beans children are? Southland (red beans grow in tropical)
41, is the first thing people do wake up? Open your eyes
42, what is chicken without wings ? Frog
43, playing something not to spend effort and very comfortable? Doze
44, according to plans released any water? Salary
45, manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? Newspapers
46, under the black and Bai Rensheng baby teeth is what color? No teeth
47, something that people do not like to eat? Lose
48, pig body is valuable, very useful, pigs use of what human beings? Curse
49, bookstores can not buy any books? Testament
50, a flower in full bloom throughout the year What is the flower? Plastic flower
51, a hole is only 1 cm in diameter , while the volume of 100 cubic meters of objects to pass the hole, what is it? Water
52, what animals do not have sense of direction? Elk (lost)
53, fox best, confused men, then what \ Alcohol
54, Which ancient fastest? Cao Cao (speak of the devil went to)
55, the train from Beijing to Shanghai to 6 hours, driving for 3 hours, the train where? Tracks
56, the clock go? Clock will not go
57, there is one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? Coffin
58, the shell do? Package egg white and yolk
59, per person per day must be something serious to do? Respiratory
60, what car tiny step is not difficult to work? Windmill
61, what game, not winning prizes, there are prizes to lose? Finger Guessing Game drinking
62, in the world where the sea does not produce fish? Ci Hai
63, what bamboo does not grow on the earth? Firecrackers
64, an average of nine horses you put in place ten Maquan,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and let each Maquan in the number of horses are the same, how do? Maquan the nine horses into a horse in and out of the loop and then set in the nine Maquan
65 , a person would like to become a millionaire in one night, how can he do? Dream
66, how to use chopsticks barricaded three to four smaller than the number three? π
67, full bottle of milk, how to drink the bottom part of the first ah? Straw
68, how the oranges of the blind? Vain
69, accidentally cook the rice mature rice how to do? Meals slightly ~ ~ ~
70, a stick, to make it shorter, but not allowed to saw off the broken or cut short, how to do? Take a relatively longer than it
71, a nursery school, but not a child out by the door, is how is it?
72, three Christians **** tribute Confucius, Zi Lu and Zi You, may I ask what a human? Zi Lu (confound right and wrong)
73, there are four people in the room playing mahjong, a pol.ice origin brought to four the police station, left the room I ask a man? A man named Mahjong
74, blue red pen to write it? Write a \ The \ Barber
77, what month has 28 days? Every month, 28 days
78, a group of women bathing in the river, suddenly a strange man entered, you said what they most want to cover? The man's eyes
79, plus a cow a bull, guess three words! Two cows
80, Peking University, asked how much time reading? A second is enough
81, which finally grow teeth? Dentures
82, iron to rust on the outside, that gold? Stolen
83, five points 6 oranges how to divide is reasonable? Pressed into juice points
84, for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? Peerless beauty
85, remove the front of a digital first number is 13, removing the last number is 40, the original number is how much? Forty-three
86, how will the new socks to buy a hole? No holes how to wear
87, there is a word that everyone will see the read wrong? What is the word? Wrong
88, the car turns right, which does not turn a tire? Spare tire
89, a man on the single-plank bridge, but this time back to the tiger, there in front of a snake, here are the cliff, finally, how will he last? Fainted
90, a cow, head north, to the right place it three times, then turn left twice, then go down to turn right around, this time towards where his tail? Down
91, why the white egrets always Su Zhao a foot bed? Su Zhao to two feet fell
92, lost ID cards, how to do? Pick up
93, unicorn will fly to the North Pole become? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
94, butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, which did not receive compensation ? Centipede, reactive (centipede) Which figure from Paul
95,123456789 the most hard-working, which number the lazy? The most industrious most lazy 2 1 (lamb)
96, candy is a he or a she ? Female, because it would give birth to ants
97, there was a mother has had twins,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my sister called Mary, then her sister called? Monroe, Marilyn (with) Monroe
98, elephant skin, skins, lion skin Which is worse? Elephant skin friction (like skin worse)
99, the stars, the moon, the sun which one is dumb? Stars, the song has \ Enemy (Yuanjialuzhai)