Forum pracy nad projektem wskrzeszenia The Forge

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1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 people in the movie can not wear any hats? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 human longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island What is it ? ●
19 refuges on the road exploded as the Earth, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard my wife come to their, we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], adult child's father is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 \? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much ? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ● Open your eyes
38 opened a hospital in the city of new , advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked past a fat mouse, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second and third sons name? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face? ● I certainly can,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they are standing face to face what

48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero \ A Comparison of pain? ● Head Comparison of pain
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the above

51 What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a \ ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will happen? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, confused man, then what \ Health couple, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dared tried to mediate

65 Lin after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not do together. What was it? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before

68 found to forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning

70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat woman? ● consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, 10 meters and then go south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to

79 \ ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married

81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? ● pressed into juice

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? ● peerless beauty

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South \ ● hospital

92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also keep a bowl , and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the \ There are several side the box? ● Two side. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days ? ●
28 days every month