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10 joke but it makes you realize life is reproduce

 
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PostPosted: Fri 13:56, 19 Nov 2010    Post subject: 10 joke but it makes you realize life is reproduce

1, father and son saw a very luxury imported cars. Son of disdain for his father, said: \> - your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?


2, after dinner, the mother and daughter doing the dishes together, father and son in the living room watching TV. Suddenly, the kitchen came the sound of breaking dishes, and then silence. Son looked at his father, said: \ is the responsible person to strict, had to be wide.


3, is also a third-grade students,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], their future is when the clown with the volunteer. Chinese teacher described as: \ than encouraging , but also to define a narrow definition of success.


4, his wife was in the kitchen cooking. Has been nagging her husband kept beside her: \: \ angle and position of view.


5, a bus full of passengers along the downhill fast forward, and there was a man behind catching up with this bike. A passenger in his head out the window of the car chase, said: \ driver! \ However, just because to go all out, the potential and the unknown nature of the instincts will eventually fully brought out.


6, A: \: \ the same.


7, Joe Smith in the mountain road driving, as he leisurely enjoy the beautiful scenery, the sudden oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted: \ gas, but also roll down the window and cursed: \

- Do not mistakenly interpret other people's good intentions, will only make his own hurt, and allow others to shame.


8,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], little boy asked his father: \ \


9, Xiao-Ming bath accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap, his mother frantically called the family doctor for help. The doctor said: \ force jump jump,- Tyan Tyan pride ... no known, you can blow bubbles with the mouth Xiaoming spend time. \ Worry less forgiving than the poor poor happy tension.

10, a solid big lock hanging on the door, an iron went to great lengths, or it can not be prized open. The key here,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], his thin body got into the keyhole, just gently turn, big lock on the \

- everyone's heart is like a locked door, as you can and then pry the thick iron bars do not open. Only concern, to transform itself into a delicate keys , entering other people's hearts.


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